Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by flamingo, Jun 17, 2009.

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  1. OK, make up your own punch-line...

    (I love the line where his court suit "demand stiff punishment" :D )
  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Sorry but I'm too busy laughing

    Serves the prick right :D
  3. at least 55hrs of stiff punishment :lol:
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What was the name of that stuff? I could do with some myself.
  5. Seroquel.

    Or were you on about a lovely firm erection?
  6. Il post somethin witty and pertinent once i stop choking from laughter :)
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The latter.
  8. I like the nurses name Linda Lovelace- didnt she do porn?
  9. This is too good to be true, cracker!
  10. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    Q. What do you get when you cross Dawud Yaduallah with an overdose of Seroquel?

    A. A crazy fukcer!
  11. ... and the NY Post is one the more reputable tabloids in the Big Apple? Check out the scene in MIB2 where they check the intel sheets - the most prominent of all is, yep, the NY Post. I think you blokes have the Grauniad for similarly high journalistic standards?

    If it's true, serves the scrote right for being in there, dependant upon chemicals in the first place; and as for "converting" ... ffksk!

    Wnaker, altho' probably too painful, now.
  12. hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...................HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm laughing out-loud if you did'nt guess!!!