Was speaking to a mate a wee while ago. We were talking about being out one night on the lash and he'd pulled. But being the randy twat that he was he couldn't wait to get her home and persuaded her to have a knee trembler round the back of the local bop. He was just reching his vinegar strokes when a nice Torch beam shone on them catching in the act. It was Plod............. "Hello hello hello! Whats going on here then?" Needless to say he found this somewhat disconcerting and lost his stroke flopped out without noticing and ended up banging his tadger in to a HARLED wall. There was blood everywhere as he'd damned near skinned himself alive. Spent a week in hospital coz of it. Apparently the plods in question couldn't stop p*ssing themselves laughing all the way to the hospital. And they still had him for indecent behaviour. Apparently his c ock has the texture of rough grade sandpaper now. Wasn't half as funny as the kicking he got off his missus when she found out though................................ Anyone got anything similar to tell?