Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by mountain, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 3 people go to join the special forces, 2 males and 1 female.before they could join they had to pass a simple task,1st up one of the males he was given a loaded gun told to go into a room and shoot his wife, he says there was no way he woould shoot his wife, the instructor tells him he is not for them.then he calls the 2nd male tells him the same e enters the room after a few shuffling noises and raised voices the man emerges crying its my wife i cant shoot her the instructor tells him that he wasnt for them. next up the woman given the gun told to enter the room and shoot her husband, she enters the room there were gunshots, and the banging and trashing, on emerging sweating heavily the instructor asked her what happened. well she said the gun was loaded with blanks so i had to beat him to death with the chair?
  2. almost fell off my dinosaur