initiation rites of passage

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  1. Does anybody know what the parachute regiment initiation rites of passage include
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I was just thinking the same.
  3. Do you wax?
  4. no i dont wax
  5. Afternoon tea with cucumber sandwiches and little cakes and a jolly game of charades
  6. Ok,just bring an orange,a basket ball and a live octopus,all will be revealed on the day
  7. msr

    msr LE

  8. Get yourself into the AFCO, and snappy, if you really want to join the army. I might be being a little judgemental here, but from your lack of knowledge it sounds like the only reason you wanna join the paras is because they look good to you, and that's no reason at all. Do some research first. Very basic research.
  9. There are no initiation rites. Crap like that died out 20 years ago.
  10. You are feckin hilarious, talk about trying to scare the shite out of yourself before you even get to training, also why don't you ask that question in the Naffi you will get everything you need :omg: . Don't worry though Para's don't participate in naked roll mat fighting :lol:
  11. there are a lot of initiations in the army, most of which are no longer performed, however you will find that the paras will involve their penis's at every opertunity.
  12. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    Don't listen to Fallschirmjaeger - initiation rites still exist.

    First, a big scary man (probably with a bad moustache) will make you run around a lot, carrying large heavy things. If you pass these rites, he will then make you go up in a big noisy aircraft, and jump out of it.

    What is worse, is that you have to do this 8 times before he has had enough!

    After all of this, they will gang up on you and make you go to a shitty hot country where people shoot at you and try to blow you up.

    Terrible, I tell you, terrible!
  13. Topic moved so you can get a much more imaginative answer.