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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Ciggie, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you. That was 40 minutes ago, so I have to ask - where the fuck is my Mojito?
  2. Try drinking a man's drink you shirt lifting cunt.