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[ohjusagal]

Hi, I'm new to this place............... there is something that's troubling me.

Why am I a SNIFF TEST MAN when I'm a girl??

Who decides what I am????

Never mind what I am - Who am I and what am I doing here?? ???

Love,
Confused Sniff Test Man x x

 

[vespa]

technicaly its correct cos you already have a man in your title      wo(man)   we are just too lazy to put "wo " in, those 2 key inputs would be better served picking up the coffee next to me  

 

[woopert]

If you are a girl then I volunteer to undertake a sniff test on you.

It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.

Love

Woo

 

[ohjusagal]

Woopert,

If you really wanna get your rocks off why not buy a pheremone spray.

A lot less bovva than gerrin yerself tangled with a woman!  

 

[Catnip_Toy]

But getting entangled with a woman is so much more fun......purrrrrrrrr

 

[Dzerzhinskiey]

Jesus!! I just dropped my bacon sandwhich!!!!

The mind is a powerful but dirty thing!! Let it be me Catnip! For the love of god let it be meeeeeee!!!!!!!!

         

 

[woopert]

If you really wanna get your rocks off why not buy a pheremone spray.  

Because a pheremone spray doesn't have breasts or give head.

 

[Forces_Sweetheart]

But fat paras do.

Oops... did I say that out loud!?

 

[woopert]

That's sick!

 

[error_unknown]

Its not sick if you are from 3 Para Mortar Pl......its an SOP

 

[unreal_for_real]

Captain cash, if you was on 3 Paras Mortar line you should have a ballon knott like a wombat venturi

 

[PartTimePongo]

Dzespellingmistake

How do you know that Catnip ain't a blokie...

<<<<Now has theme from "The crying game" going round in his napper

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Catnip_Toy]

Sorry to disappoint you pongo but I am a girl... well, part feline too!

 

[PartTimePongo]

Piccie proof please.
You can post it on here, so we can get a squad average on whether you're a babe or not

 

[Mighty_doh_nut]

A piccy with your norks out preferably

 

[PartTimePongo]

Preferably with you best girlfriends norks out as well

 

[error_unknown]

We are both ladies and haven't got hairy chests or nobs

 

[Dzerzhinskiey]

PTP,

I made the assumption on the basis of the little pink symbol on the left of C-N-T's posts. And besides I dont care. This job is sending me crazy. May a man not dream????