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  1. ohjusagal

    ohjusagal

    Hi, I'm new to this place............... there is something that's troubling me.

    Why am I a SNIFF TEST MAN when I'm a girl??

    Who decides what I am????

    Never mind what I am - Who am I and what am I doing here?? ???

    Love,
    Confused Sniff Test Man x x
     
    ohjusagal, Mar 3, 2003
    #1
  2. vespa

    vespa

    technicaly its correct cos you already have a man in your title  ;)    wo(man)   we are just too lazy to put "wo " in, those 2 key inputs would be better served picking up the coffee next to me  ;D
     
    vespa, Mar 3, 2003
    #2
  3. woopert

    woopert LE

    If you are a girl then I volunteer to undertake a sniff test on you.

    It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.

    Love

    Woo
     
    woopert, Mar 3, 2003
    #3
  4. ohjusagal

    ohjusagal

    Woopert,

    If you really wanna get your rocks off why not buy a pheremone spray.

    A lot less bovva than gerrin yerself tangled with a woman!  :eek:
     
    ohjusagal, Mar 3, 2003
    #4
  5. Catnip_Toy

    Catnip_Toy Clanker

    But getting entangled with a woman is so much more fun......purrrrrrrrr
     
    Catnip_Toy, Mar 3, 2003
    #5
  6. Dzerzhinskiey

    Dzerzhinskiey War Hero

    Jesus!! I just dropped my bacon sandwhich!!!!

    The mind is a powerful but dirty thing!! Let it be me Catnip! For the love of god let it be meeeeeee!!!!!!!!

    :p  :p  :p  :p  :p  :p
     
    Dzerzhinskiey, Mar 3, 2003
    #6
  7. woopert

    woopert LE

    Because a pheremone spray doesn't have breasts or give head.
     
    woopert, Mar 3, 2003
    #7
  8. Forces_Sweetheart

    Forces_Sweetheart LE

    But fat paras do.

    Oops... did I say that out loud!?
     
    Forces_Sweetheart, Mar 3, 2003
    #8
  9. woopert

    woopert LE

    That's sick!
     
    woopert, Mar 3, 2003
    #9
  10. error_unknown

    error_unknown

    Its not sick if you are from 3 Para Mortar Pl......its an SOP ;D
     
    error_unknown, Mar 3, 2003
    #10
  11. unreal_for_real

    unreal_for_real Swinger

    Captain cash, if you was on 3 Paras Mortar line you should have a ballon knott like a wombat venturi ;D
     
    unreal_for_real, Mar 3, 2003
    #11
  12. PartTimePongo

    PartTimePongo LE

    Dzespellingmistake

    How do you know that Catnip ain't a blokie...

    <<<<Now has theme from "The crying game" going round in his napper

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
    PartTimePongo, Mar 3, 2003
    #12
  13. Catnip_Toy

    Catnip_Toy Clanker

    Sorry to disappoint you pongo but I am a girl... well, part feline too!
     
    Catnip_Toy, Mar 3, 2003
    #13
  14. PartTimePongo

    PartTimePongo LE

    Piccie proof please.
    You can post it on here, so we can get a squad average on whether you're a babe or not :)
     
    PartTimePongo, Mar 4, 2003
    #14
  16. Mighty_doh_nut

    Mighty_doh_nut LE

    A piccy with your norks out preferably ;D
     
    Mighty_doh_nut, Mar 4, 2003
    #15
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