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Info needed - p1ss test?

#1
Just got back from my careers office and picked up a load of leaflets. The fella with some stripes on his arm said to have a look on this website as its always helpful.

Anyways, are there any more out there like me wanting to join up. Gotta a question - do i have to take a p1ss test during join up phase?

Anyone else been in this boat.
 
#5
no its the Navy and RM that have to pass that test where they piss in the new boys mouth, i heard the parras do it but its not a test, they are just like that.
Or have i got the wrong end of the stick?
 
#7
you gte a urine sample as soon as you get to selection center, and then IF you complete selection and make it through to phase 1 basic training, you then get a blood test.

are you a little nervous about these tests for some reason? :p tut tut
 

oldbaldy

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#9
All the recruits stand in a line & then p!ss up the wall. The one who gets the highest wins & get to sh@g the corporal.

Hope this helps.
 
#18
oldbaldy said:
All the recruits stand in a line & then p!ss up the wall. The one who gets the highest wins & get to sh@g the corporal.

Hope this helps.
I wasn't equipped to p1ss that high up the wall .........is that why the big scary bald man with a very polished stick under his arm said I had to help him earn his 'brown wings' before I passed selection?

TBH I don't think he was medically trained! He couldn't tell I'd had my appendix out!
 
#20
charlotte-the-harlot said:
oldbaldy said:
All the recruits stand in a line & then p!ss up the wall. The one who gets the highest wins & get to sh@g the corporal.

Hope this helps.
I wasn't equipped to p1ss that high up the wall .........is that why the big scary bald man with a very polished stick under his arm said I had to help him earn his 'brown wings' before I passed selection?

TBH I don't think he was medically trained! He couldn't tell I'd had my appendix out!
I heard that when you last did a p1ss test you touched your toes and let it go :?
 

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