Inflatable Snow Men, Santa Clauses (Santa Clausi?) and Reindeers - who the f*** started that one then? I drive round JHQ on the way home in the evening and the whole world's lit up like 1980's New York suburbia. Stop it now, you've been warned. At the very least I would like to begin by limiting them to no more than one per street. Am I just a scrooge? Probably, after all, everyone wears sunglasses at night these days, don't they?