Indonesia - Twinned with Wales?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mattb, Aug 6, 2012.

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    She used to gyrate? Sounds like the horny little bitch wanted it.

    From here.
  2. Yeah.....Wales is well known for it's Orangutan population.
  3. Oh yeah, that's Scotland. My mistake.
  4. She could have done good business up Chatham way I reckon.

  5. It's certainly known for shaved fat cunts though.
  6. How the 'ell do you shave an orangutan?
    Even Gillette don't make a Mach5 and, even then, I don't believe it would be fast enough...
    Mind you, I've seen worse on the Reeperbah[FONT=arial, sans-serif]n.[/FONT]
  7. You've never been to Cefn Hengoed have you?

    I wouldn't.

    At least the chimp was produced by a functioning society.

    Or is that simianist of me?
  8. wasnt this story going around 6 years ago???

    ...anyway, done worse.
  9. It was used as a fucking sex slave? Do they not have women there?

    The most important question is though, will the monkey fuck for a Bacardi breezer? And would you be expected to go down on the monkey?
  10. A short walk down the valley or Caboolture highstreet, will see all your questions answered Goaty
  11. Caboulture. *Shudder*