The lone ranger and Tonto are riding through the desert, They stop, Tonto climbs down and puts his ear to the ground. After a minute, he says " Buffalo come". The Lone ranger says " How do you know?" Tonto says " Face sticky "
The Lone Ranger is riding along a track when he comes across his faithful companion on the ground with his ear pressed to the dirt.
"WTF" utters our hero.
Tonto replies "Stagecoach come, very heavy, pulled by four horses."
"You can work that out by putting your ear to the ground?" says the Lone Ranger, clearly impressed by Tonto's tracking skills.
"No, fuckwit! Stagecoach run Tonto over."