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Indian Guide

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An Native-American Indian is taking a group of tourists out on the plains for a tour.

The old bloke bends down to the ground, sticks his ear against the earth and grumbles.."Buffalo....Come..."

"That's amazing!" said one tourist... "How d'ya know that?"
To which the guide replies... "Ground sticky..."
 

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