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India Recognizes Dolphins as Non-Human Persons

#2
Click click, click clickety click click click!
Click click click click click click!
Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!
 
#5
So they'll be recognising the 'untouchables' caste as non-human persons anytime soon?
 
#6
Stand by for the first Dolphin rape case to go to court.
 
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Dreamseller

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#7
To be fair, they deserve to live more than some of the dull twats that have recently been banned from here.
 
#9
Good. The clicking cunts can pay council tax as well.


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#12
Dolphin Curry
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This is just one of five tempting (!) recipes for dolphin. This curry seems the one most likely to have been used by locals, although there is one recipe for dolphin casserole which calls for a bread crumb and cheddar cheese topping, a bit closer to home. Anyone wanting that recipe can contact me.
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#14
Click click, click clickety click click click!
Click click click click click click!
Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!
You dirty bugger, are you depraved?

There's no way I'd let you stick that in my blowhole!
 
#15
Yes, some Tosser will be bleating about the Yumin Rite to marry their pet sheep, and indulge in petting, bonking and kissing in the High Street just the same as Human Personages indulge in after a night out on the beer....!!

Did nanuk of the North try to blow a seal the other week....?
 
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goatrutar

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#18
Dolphins are fucking attention whores. "Look at meeeeee! I've beached my self!"

They're also jack cunts.


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#20
They'll be over here nicking our Dolphins jobs, benefits the works. Just you wait, and don't say I didn't warn you.
 

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