Indeterminable truths

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  1. Hello,

    I'm to help a mate out with a problem maths project; he needs to know those indeterminable truths that soldiers get fed about the Army (with the intention of applying some rigorous maths to it).

    So come on: What are those indeterminable truths about the Army that you have always been told and never questioned ? (e.g. tactics, strategy or something else).

    Here are a few of my ancient military lore:

    1 Drill promotes team cohesion
    2 The best HHr is at first light
    3 Girls can't be in the infantry

  2. Pi55ing through your arrsehole after a night on Belizean beer is a determinable truth.
  3. As is puking your ring after the first whiff of the Belikin brewery whilst on early morning PT.

    The fact that 8 hrs prior you'd been rimming a Guatemalan whore has nothing to do with it.
  4. Did they really put bromide in the tea :?
  5. A Volunteer is worth 10 pressed men.

    Pain is weakness leaving the body.

    You don't need to forward assist on the A2.