Indeterminable truths


I'm to help a mate out with a problem maths project; he needs to know those indeterminable truths that soldiers get fed about the Army (with the intention of applying some rigorous maths to it).

So come on: What are those indeterminable truths about the Army that you have always been told and never questioned ? (e.g. tactics, strategy or something else).

Here are a few of my ancient military lore:

1 Drill promotes team cohesion
2 The best HHr is at first light
3 Girls can't be in the infantry

exbleep said:
Pi55ing through your arrsehole after a night on Belizean beer is a determinable truth.
As is puking your ring after the first whiff of the Belikin brewery whilst on early morning PT.

The fact that 8 hrs prior you'd been rimming a Guatemalan whore has nothing to do with it.

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