Incredibly un-PC (But spot on) view on Christmas

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fugly, Dec 24, 2005.

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  1. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT


    No apologies for the language, if i edited it i might as well rewrite it.

    I don't normally read many of the rants they have up on the start page (it changes nearly every day) but i thought this is what a lot of people feel like - me for one. Yes its american, but still to the point I feel.
  2. I love him. I wonder whether i can adopt him!
  3. A puppys not just for Christmas! Can't wait til Easter he should be seriously frothing by then, Christ killers anyone.......................
  4. Heh heh! Spot on.
  5. not related as such but it's still under in the same vein i think

    The Sad Passing of Common Sense.
    >>Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
    >>who has
    >>been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was
    >>since his
    >>birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
    >>He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as
    >>when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm,
    >>isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
    >>Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
    >>than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not
    >>children, are
    >>in charge).
    >>His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
    >>overbearing regulations were set in place.
    >>Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for
    >>kissing a
    >>classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after
    >>lunch; and
    >>a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
    >>Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing
    >>the job
    >>they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children
    >>It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
    >>to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student;
    >>could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and
    >>wanted to
    >>have an abortion.
    >>Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
    >>contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received
    >>treatment than their victims.
    >>Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from
    >>a burglar
    >>in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
    >>Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
    >>realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a
    >>little in her
    >>lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
    >>Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust;
    >>his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
    >>Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,
    >>Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
    >>Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.
    >>If you still remember him pass this on. If not join the majority
    >>and do
  6. And merry Fecking XMas to all mankind except those goddamn lentil eating PC Commie muthaflubbers....
  7. Spot on, chosen one. I shed a tear at his passing. Shame he did not take AGAI67 with him, then I would be much happier
  8. So, you are saying you are a little miffed!!!! Well so would I have been. I think you stopped too short of saying what you really meant LOL.
  9. Consumption Junction is one of my favourite web sites, very 'adult' in content, no matter what it is, if its controversial, funny as fuck or plain disgusting they will host it. god knows whats going to show when you flip through the content, an eye opener for sure.
    many of the editorials on the main page can be quite funny, or thought provoking or just plain druggie rubbish, but worth a scan.
    its one of the first web sites i click onto everyday.