Increased Racism on the Site

[ste14w]

Its been a chat up line in Germany by squaddies for decades, have you got any English in you? No, do you want some? You either get a shag or a punch in the face.

If that is Lenny Henrys best lines he really must be shit.

He is.

 

[samain11]

Lenny Henry.
Unfunny comedian of colour.
QED

Heresy, he is practically Jesus...I saw it on the BBC.
Me though, I am literally Hitler dontchakno.

 

[Tedsson]

Me though, I am literally Hitler dontchakno.

My daughter told me she "literally died".

Didn't seem to stop her constantly demanding money with menaces though.

 

[samain11]

My daughter told me she "literally died".

Didn't seem to stop her constantly demanding money with menaces though.

Funny thing, I have 3 sons and one daughter, she is the only one who can't be managed with some common sense and good advice, reminds me a lot of SHMBO. They complain that I sit in the dining room with a beer and a laptop instead of with them, but when I change the channel from various medical procedures, poorly treated pets and celebs making twats of themselves, there is hell to pay. Can I change trades to Gay?

 

[monkey123]

Can I change trades to Gay?

you can try & put heterosexuality behind you ?

 

[NSP]

Lenny Henry: a colleague of mine from a few years back would relate how he and his bird had been to a LH gig and, being near the front, his bird had got LHs eye as a foil for his shit jokes and, getting fed up with him picking on his missus all the time, said colleague called out, "Here, Len! I've got a good one for you!"

"Oh, yes? [Faux look of amused exasperation with quiet tut] Go on, then..."

"What do you call a dog with a spade up its arse?"

You can guess the rest.

Mind you, that's always sounded like a duty rumour anecdotalised by the tellers, various, to give themselves props. Funny as fuck if it had really happened, though: the look that must have flashed across Len's boatrace, I mean; not the slightly racist joke.

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

It doesn’t matter when it originated, everybody has to hear it for the first time, as I did, and I thought it was funny then.

If it originated in the 1950s as you say, it would have been a pity if it had stayed there.

Luckily all good humour is second-hand. Otherwise we’d be stuck with the dross that the Woke think is funny.

Not true. A one line quip that had a young lady I know in stitches...

Her "You're not funny"

Me "Yes I am. You should hear how women laugh, when I ask them for sex!".

 

[The Assassin]