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Joshua Slocum

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I live alone
I have a washing machine and a tumble drier which are 6 feet apart.
I put a load of washing into the washing machine.
When it's finished I transfer it en masse to the dryer
When it's finished drying I take it out and separate it to find that one sock and a pillowcase have gone missing
you only think you live alone !!!
 

ancienturion

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Book Reviewer
Pairs of Socks have a strong half and a weak half. The thing about trolls and only the left one going is not scientific.
I never said it was the left one.
 

Helm

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Moderator
Book Reviewer
I live alone
I have a washing machine and a tumble drier which are 6 feet apart.
I put a load of washing into the washing machine.
When it's finished I transfer it en masse to the dryer
When it's finished drying I take it out and separate it to find that one sock and a pillowcase have gone missing

As any fule kno
 

Unremarkable

War Hero

As any fule kno
It has a cousin with a longer, narrower, and stiff trunk adapted to taking milk straight from the bottle called a Humphrey. Watch out, watch out...
Not so much a problem since many people now keep their milk in screw topped containers, and in the fridge at that.
 

NSP

LE
I live alone
I have a washing machine and a tumble drier which are 6 feet apart.
I put a load of washing into the washing machine.
When it's finished I transfer it en masse to the dryer
When it's finished drying I take it out and separate it to find that one sock and a pillowcase have gone missing
I go off to the boat with 10x pairs of socks plus the pair I'm travelling in, giving 11x pairs in all.

On my return home, without fail, I will have 10.5x pairs of socks regardless of dilligence in keeping track of and accounting for them.

Every. Effing. Time.
 

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