We've had polls on being gay, sh@gging trannies, and bestiality. Now for something different. I used to fcuk my second cousin (female, in case you got her confused with my third cousin) She was eighteen, I hope, at the time. She was reasonably inexperienced, having only had one miscarriage by this time, or more accurately half a miscarriage, as I think I may have inadvertently swallowed the other half. Her previous male friend was rather inexperienced, as when I started nibbling at her corned beef curtains she hit the roof, and as I turned my attention to the little man in the boat the noise was reminiscent of London during the blitz with the sirens wailing. As an aside, it seems rather remiss of her former beau to forego the oral side of things. I remember reading a Seppo book where a man was quoted as saying "Show me a man who don't eat out his wife and jerk off his huntin' dawg, and I'll steal them both." Or was that "jerk off his wife and eat out his huntin' dawg", but never mind. The high point of this was when my Dad remarked that she was an idle moll because she didn't have a job at the time. I replied that she was a decent shag. Father said "You sh@gged her, you dirty cnut?" I said "Yeah, and it was in your bed too". Father died early from terminal Tourettes, and as he requested that his last words be preserved for posterity, his gravestone is the only one in the cemetery that reads "Cnut b@lllocks arrsehole t!twank". But, I digress. If you have noshed your nephew, got a gobble from granny, or bukkaked your brother, own up here.