Incest- German stylee

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Lady_H, Mar 6, 2007.

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  1. If your sister is a bit of a looker I'm all for it.

    However, if she has a Bella Emburg appearance than get it illegal again.
  2. Ugghhh i met some freak from Blandford who was trying to chat me up by telling me that his sister was hot and that day she'd been cleaning her car in a tiny bikini...

    Its all so so so wrong
  3. It is very wrong, always get a valeting company to clean your car.

    Anyway, back to this bird's bikini.............................
  4. didn't stick around for long after "my sister's hot".

    I dont think he was being ironic you know...
  5. Me shudders at the thought of his sister....
  6. If she ain't good 'nough for her family she ain't good 'nough for mine!
  7. Were they missing their thumbs??
  8. No. Each hand was intact with all six fingers!
  9. If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
  10. There's nothing wrong with poking your sister..... but living with her and having kids is just sick.
  11. you from the NORFOLK area then ????
  12. "Two of the children have disabilities although it is not known if these are due to inbreeding or because they were born prematurely."

    Mmmm, wonder which?

    They're probably trying to start up their own deutsche mllarr football team.
  13. Coneheads are from Suffolk, not Norfolk (especially around What-a-shame airfield)
  14. I guess a one-offy isn't too bad, if only for the dit value. I draw the line at noshing off my dad though, at least not to completion. fair dos, at Christmas I might gently take his glans in my mouth and tenderly tongue the rim, but that's just showing respect and affection.