Incest app

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Guns, Apr 18, 2013.

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  2. What's the point - Shags A Shag.
     
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  3. If the Icelandic fillies are worried about inbreeding, then rooting genetically diverse Anglo Saxons is the answer. The app would need a catchy name to get the punters in though; 'Spray-n-Pray DNA'?
     
  4. Include Gypo's in on that, and yeh, the alarm will have the exact opposite effect intended.

    Although pikeys would then have to try and remember if the the person they stole the phone from was a family member or not in order to work out the relevance (or not) of the alarm I suppose.
     
  5. I think Jeremy Kyle has something to do with this.
     
  6. Indeed... Norfolk family trees are generally modelled on pines.
     
  7. we can always spot the outsiders in our village by the obvious - five fingers on each hand =dead givaway!!
     
  8. Why is me gettin' a 'ard time 'ere? My sister's good in bed, 'specially when she takes them teeth out!
     
  9. "Icelandic Roulette" - Make the insertion, then bump mobiles.
     
  10. I think you could make a killing on this app if you reversed it and marketed it in Pakistan, India, Afghanistan and certain towns in the UK.
     
  11. If i had a shag in Iceland i'm sure i would get banned from shopping their again?
     
  12. I suppose someone had to do that one.