Inappropriate toys and gifts for birthdays & Christmas

Hi all,

What's the best gift to buy someone you don't particularly like or to wind a mate up?

I've recently discovered this gem.

 
I find that toy drums, whistles and other noise makers always go down well with the young children... :)

...less so with the parents...
 
A 12 black mamda or fist dildo for the ex MiL, whilst highly inappropriate, would have me laughing out loud.
 
I find that toy drums, whistles and other noise makers always go down well with the young children... :)

...less so with the parents...
There’s many a stall in SE Asia selling wooden frogs with a wooden stick that you rub over it’s back to make a very loud croaking sound.

No batteries required so hours of fun for the little darlings :)

Mind you you’d be ******* stupid to pay this much when they’re less than a quid...

 
An Iraqi sourced Home Chemistry set.
 
The Lebanese ones are better.
They‘re more into garden products nowadays or though I understand there’s a bit of a supply chain issue of late.
 

Dr Death

War Hero
I got this last xmas from a friend who felt I needed saving.
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And this from his wife!
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To my families shock I gave them both to the local church jumble sale.
Left the bag at church door under darkness and left quickly.
 

Ex_crab

Old-Salt
Paul McCartney once bought Heather Mills a new false leg.
"Is this my main present" she snapped.
"No, Heather, it's just a stocking filler"


Hat, coat etc.
 
According to Mrs Shiny_arrse, an Argoa towel rail is not an appropriate christmas gift, even if she said she wanted one.:-?
 
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Satan has the nicest writing by far.
 

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