Inappropriate Dog Toys

#1
I popped around to a mate's house the other day. Recently single and not apparently all that happy about it, he has apparently been a bit mis-mog. I was not able to be "there for him" - in other words get him out on the lash - due to my involuntary sojourn overseas. So last night I popped in with a few bottles of beer and some cigars. Appropriate gifts you will all agree.

I needn't have bothered. He was dressing for a night out as he had pulled the previous evening. We had a few beers before he headed out and whilst chatting bollox, as one does, and sparking up a cigar, I noticed his dog had a new toy.

Twelve inches or so long, with a bell-end at each end, it was one of those eponymously named "double-ender" dil-dolls. It was in all respects anatomically perfect and being made of semi-rigid plastic, made an excellent dog toy/chew. She who had recently been dismissed from his service apparently had enjoyed diligent use of said "double-ender". He had prevented her from taking the thing and thrown it angrily to the deckhead - at which point Lulu the Staffy had retrieved it.

It now is of far more use as a dog chew. It is perhaps however the least appropriate one I have ever seen, with the exception of a black Action Man toy that another friend used to torment his ridgeback.
 
#4
Little soldier...

I wonder if it would be possible to use the software off that "We are chavs and our children are fat fuckres" programme on BBC to age that picture?
 
#8
telecaster said:
Unfortunately, we can't have dog toys at all.Of any kind.They get trashed.Monster GSD. :x
Many years ago, my dad had a ridgeback. the only 'toy' that lasted any length of time were the old steel and rubber motor drive belts from his work. They had a diameter of about 1m and were about 20mm thick. They would last about a month, starting off whole, then slowly chewed away until about a foot long, when the remains got binned. Proper toys lasted a minute or so.
 
#9
killaloe_holiday said:
Would pay good money to see this ambulance chasing cnut fed to the dogs. Hopefully she will soon go the same way as Jade Goody :x

That's an Inappropriate Dog, not the same thing at all.
 

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#10
Cuddles said:
She who had recently been dismissed from his service apparently had enjoyed diligent use of said "double-ender".
Next time you see your mate, ask him who was on the other end of said device and would she be prepared to sell the vids to a serious collector? Can swap for a jet-ski tell him.
 
#12
probaly the couch itself i'd have to say

2rottweilers of mature age vs anything ..
rottweilers bless them they know how to bite

friends of my parents they have 2 rottweilers
 

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