I was chatting to a Civvie over a few beers about Squaddie humour, when we ended up on the subject of Hospital visits and gifts. The first one that sprung to mind was someone having foot surgery and being given a football as a gift! Swiftly followed by one I heard about, a bloke who lost some toes on Medman 7 to frostbite, he was given flip flops and asked to sell his Ammo Boots. Lastly there was the guitar player who had his fingers crushed by a LWT, he got half a dozen KitKats, fingerless gloves and several offers to buy his guitar! Any more out there? Don't be shy its been a bit quiet in here recently!