Inabilty to keep an account open on internet forums.

#1
Does anyone else find that they have an extremely limited shelf life on most other places of discussion on the net?

I seem to manage about a fortnight at best before getting placed on the local equivalent of ROPs and a complete ban shortly thereafter.

I don't, usually "troll".
My language is usually in keeping with forum guidelines, although I will admit that I usually know which words a swear filter will remove before I'm barred.
As far as possible, I stay on topic.

I just seem to have a knack for causing excitable and neurotic people usually, (but not always) women to have online nervous breakdowns. This is usually the point at which I'll receive ROPs/warning/time-out whatever. If an apology is requested I'll invariably tell them to FOAD, in as many words, in which case I can understand the ban, but often as not a short time later the same delicate soul, or another will scream "He's doing it again!" and the banhammer falls.

Is it just me?

And why do none of you cunts ever have histrionic apoplexy at my inability to empathise... Or whatever?
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#2
Does anyone else find that they have an extremely limited shelf life on most other places of discussion on the net?

I seem to manage about a fortnight at best before getting placed on the local equivalent of ROPs and a complete ban shortly thereafter.

I don't, usually "troll".
My language is usually in keeping with forum guidelines, although I will admit that I usually know which words a swear filter will remove before I'm barred.
As far as possible, I stay on topic.

I just seem to have a knack for causing excitable and neurotic people usually, (but not always) women to have online nervous breakdowns. This is usually the point at which I'll receive ROPs/warning/time-out whatever. If an apology is requested I'll invariably tell them to FOAD, in as many words, in which case I can understand the ban, but often as not a short time later the same delicate soul, or another will scream "He's doing it again!" and the banhammer falls.

Is it just me?

And why do none of you cunts ever have histrionic apoplexy at my inability to empathise... Or whatever?
Just stay off Mumsnet then ;-)
 
#3
Does anyone else find that they have an extremely limited shelf life on most other places of discussion on the net?

I seem to manage about a fortnight at best before getting placed on the local equivalent of ROPs and a complete ban shortly thereafter.

I don't, usually "troll".
My language is usually in keeping with forum guidelines, although I will admit that I usually know which words a swear filter will remove before I'm barred.
As far as possible, I stay on topic.

I just seem to have a knack for causing excitable and neurotic people usually, (but not always) women to have online nervous breakdowns. This is usually the point at which I'll receive ROPs/warning/time-out whatever. If an apology is requested I'll invariably tell them to FOAD, in as many words, in which case I can understand the ban, but often as not a short time later the same delicate soul, or another will scream "He's doing it again!" and the banhammer falls.

Is it just me?

And why do none of you cunts ever have histrionic apoplexy at my inability to empathise... Or whatever?
Nah, they just think you're a cunt.
 
G

goatrutar

Guest
#6
I'm in the same boat. I've been booted from mumsnet and most of the Islamic forums. They're all fucking jealous of my loveliness.
 
#7
#9
My union took advice about getting me struck off. The fucking cunts.
Treating the patients too much like prisoners.... Or the prisoners too much like patients?
 
#10
I usually tell them that in the mandatory "introduce yourself" section.
I don't like to play there anymore. The dads give me "Slappy bum bum" time.
 
#12
Yup!

My hobby/side business is woodworking. No, I don't have a shed! I joined a couple of woodworking forums. On one of them, they insist you use your real name. Blx to that, not happening. So I joined as "Hugh Jardon". No big deal, until some tit posted a pile of blx. A common machine in woodworking is a planer. Some guy was asking about how to plan his planing. Except he called his planer a planner. So he was planning how to plane his work with a planner. I laid into him, and got a snotogram off the mods. Several other users got sand in their twats too, and one of them went on a wild goose chase to locate "Hugh Jardon". Haha! So I got told off and banned. I now harbour a latent desire to fuck their site over, but as of yet, I am not that childish. One day I'll be drunk enough and Google "VBulletin SQL exploit" and post gay porn as the avatars of the mods. But not yet.
Translation for the scouser please.
 
#13
Yup!

My hobby/side business is woodworking. No, I don't have a shed! I joined a couple of woodworking forums. On one of them, they insist you use your real name. Blx to that, not happening. So I joined as "Hugh Jardon". No big deal, until some tit posted a pile of blx. A common machine in woodworking is a planer. Some guy was asking about how to plan his planing. Except he called his planer a planner. So he was planning how to plane his work with a planner. I laid into him, and got a snotogram off the mods. Several other users got sand in their twats too, and one of them went on a wild goose chase to locate "Hugh Jardon". Haha! So I got told off and banned. I now harbour a latent desire to fuck their site over, but as of yet, I am not that childish. One day I'll be drunk enough and Google "VBulletin SQL exploit" and post gay porn as the avatars of the mods. But not yet.
Been there, done that and... Trust me, walk away. Just walk away.
 
#14
No saying the staff should be killed, resuscitated and killed again.
It's interesting that you should say that as that is almost as many words what I said concerning a particular well known albino sex pest who has been in the news recently in relation to one of the banning incidents in the original post.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#15
It's interesting that you should say that as that is almost as many words what I said concerning a particular well known albino sex pest who has been in the news recently in relation to one of the banning incidents in the original post.
I try to moderate myself but I'm impulsive.
 
#16
Translation for the scouser please.
This fella onna wewdwork forum wuz a blind bit thick. So roadsti called 'im a twat and dee all started startin' an' chucked us kidda off their chippee chat. So some night eez gonna bowl over and put up all pictes o' dem tak'n it up de brown off black fellas and everyth'n.
 
#17
#19
Does anyone else find that they have an extremely limited shelf life on most other places of discussion on the net?

I seem to manage about a fortnight at best before getting placed on the local equivalent of ROPs and a complete ban shortly thereafter.

I don't, usually "troll".
My language is usually in keeping with forum guidelines, although I will admit that I usually know which words a swear filter will remove before I'm barred.
As far as possible, I stay on topic.

I just seem to have a knack for causing excitable and neurotic people usually, (but not always) women to have online nervous breakdowns. This is usually the point at which I'll receive ROPs/warning/time-out whatever. If an apology is requested I'll invariably tell them to FOAD, in as many words, in which case I can understand the ban, but often as not a short time later the same delicate soul, or another will scream "He's doing it again!" and the banhammer falls.

Is it just me?

And why do none of you cunts ever have histrionic apoplexy at my inability to empathise... Or whatever?
Are you black?
 

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