In Wyoming.....

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  1. A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga, Wyoming. He sits at the
    counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a
    full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
    bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his
    best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
    and starts spooning it in with delight.

    He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.
    The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into
    the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
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  2. Bit why a seedy cafe in Saratoga? Wouldnt it lend more credence to the punchline if it was a hillbilly saloon (not the motorised type) seeing as the characters are cowboys?