In the pub

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by onedog, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Jim is in his local having a quiet pint when he notices another regular with his dog beside him. The dog is energetically licking its balls.

    Jim nods to the other man and looks at his dog. "I wish I could do that!" he quips.

    The man replied, "if you give him some of your crisps he might let you!"