In the beginning...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by RTFQ, Sep 13, 2010.

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    One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

    God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

    Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

    "Oh, bloody hell," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."