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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Don Carlo, Feb 3, 2013.

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  1. I am a computer mong and love porn! My wife is switched on with computers and hates me watching porn! How does in private browsing work and can the missus find out im watching porn? I have windows 8 if that makes a difference. Please help guys, Cheers!!!!
  2. Forget it!

    porn cookies in browsing history...guilty
    no cookies at all in browsing history...guilty
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  3. Not necessarily, you can manually delete individual cookies from your browser history albeit a PITA.
  4. PB your porn, turn off PB, browse some permissible stuff. Sorted, I'd have thought as I would never demean myself like that. Oh no.
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  5. Buy your self a cheap laptop off ebay, then she'll suspect you of having the affair properly
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  6. Firefox Private Browsing - Ctrl + Shift + P.

    Can't see how much easier they can make it, to be honest.
  7. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, it's quite commonplace to see it on the tubes in Japan. "Salarymen" are frequently seen watching porn on their journey home on public transport, yet it is frowned upon to blow your nose in the street, or hug a friend. Messed up, no?
    It's the german dungeon porn you gotta watch out for.
  8. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Watch it on your phone. If you can't because it's old and knackered, get a new phone with internet capabilities. Tell her it's about time you had a new phone, blah blah. Make sure you can lock it, too. Never let it out of your sight. Easy peasy! She won't suspect a thing! (Much)

    On the other hand, you could just talk to her and say no matter how disgusted she is by porn, it's just like window shopping. If she goes out to browse around the shops but doesn't buy anything but likes to ogle stuff that she shouldn't have/can't afford, then it's the same principle in my opinion!
  9. All very well,but have you actually tried watching anything on a phone screen?
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  10. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Yep, works for me! (You can zoom in, you know)
  11. PB doesnt utilise cookies. but if you download stuff in PB it then creates cookies? (Im an IT 'tard).
    Is that right?

    Same goes for android too?
  12. I use in-private all the time.

    Mostly because every time I go on the internet I end up watching smut for an hour or 2 and bashing one out. :)
  13. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru