In my next life

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I want to live my life backwards ...

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being far too healthy.

    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

    Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You toil for forty years until you're too young to work.

    You prepare for sixth form college ... drink alcohol, party and attempt to bonk every member of the opposite sex you can.

    Then you go to Primary School ... you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities.

    Next you become a baby and then ... you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service and then ...

    You finish off as an orgasm!