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In Grown Hair

They ARE eating dead cells (although they are likely to be hoovering up dead neutrophils on the whole rather than cortical tissue). Infection is destroying his cortex bit by bit and the maggots are enjoying it.
Maggots eat live flesh especially from fly strike. They are deposited by those little bright green wasters. Your pets, sheep, or arrse is in big trouble if they turn up.
it wasn't an in-growing hair but a chap who'd eaten raw sushi for most of his life

they are in fact, sushi worms in a japanese mans head.

its a very very rare phenomenon but is a photograph thats been widely circulated ever since.

Surprisingly, the Snopes.com informant went on to lend at least partial credence to the tale told in one of the email texts, namely the "ingrown hair" story, which claims the patient was treated at "Stanford ER." According to this source, the photographs in question were indeed taken at Stanford University Hospital, where the cancer patient was brought by ambulance after a minor traffic accident (note that he did not "walk in," complaining of feeling "a little wobbly on his feet," as the email alleges). The patient hadn't sought treatment for the disease, apparently -- even though it had progressed to the horrific point we see in the pictures -- "because the condition was not causing him pain."

None of the foregoing, obviously, was connected in any way with symptoms of an ingrown hair, but it would appear that whoever made up that fanciful version of events was at least dimly aware of the actual circumstances.
So I'm right. Carcinoma/melanoma...

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