In Diana Jones - Steven Spielberg's daughter now porn actress

mad_collie

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She could always star in a remake of the 2011 classic, Whore Horse.
 

StrikerLight

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Can't she get her dad to direct her?
 
Ambitions to become an erotic dancer, eh? Aiming high there
we had a short, slightly fat woman in one of the intakes (when I said we had her, many many people allegedly had her) who claimed she'd been a pole dancer/erotic dancer but wanted to change her life and some other waffle. I believe she'd previously* been in an 'allied trade'

she ended up in the papers for having run up a colossal phone bill between her and her gullible fool partner while he was away (on tour maybe?)





*by "previously" I obviously didn't think she'd continued to be an unpaid enthusiastic volunteer in the same line of business.
 
She could always star in a remake of the 2011 classic, Whore Horse.
I recall a porno called Star Whores, where a bint dressed as Princess Leia [quickly undressed, obviously] was given a good seeing to by a chap dressed as Boba Fett.
I'm still trying to work out why he had a large bright blue CHELSEA tattoo on his arm, though. I'm sure that was never in the original.
 
I recall a porno called Star Whores, where a bint dressed as Princess Leia [quickly undressed, obviously] was given a good seeing to by a chap dressed as Boba Fett.
I'm still trying to work out why he had a large bright blue CHELSEA tattoo on his arm, though. I'm sure that was never in the original.
The weirdest was seeing June Brown (aka Dot Cotton from Eastenders) in an amateur porno, I literally didn't see that one coming
 
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Whilst this is NOT the most flattering of photos, can I mention that I have always had a "thing" for her mother, Kate Capshaw . . .

[photo] Mikaela with her mother, Kate Capshaw, and sister Destry Allyn Spielberg (Getty Images)

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Alternatively . . . .

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Various Newsites covering this, so I start the first Spielberg film porn parody title

I have no idea if its true but, on behalf of Arrse, I am off to investigate.

If I do find any evidence I shall be back in...3 minutes
 
Ready Player One is already fit for hole role.
 
If she has a Yorkshire co-star, 't in't in.
 
And for the inevitable gangbang scene, Super 8.
 
And there she is......... six & half not so glorious minutes on Pornhub. If that really is her, methinks she'll be relying on daddy's loot once again before too long.
 
2 Pages and no compromising pics yet............................ARRSE has changed.
 

Fake Sheikh

War Hero
Close Encounters of the Labia.
Raiders of the Last Cnut
Indiana Jones & the Last Fcuk
Catch Herpes If You Can
Memoirs of a Porn Star
The Adventures of a Porn Star
The Hundred Foot Shag
The Empire Fcuks First.
Return of the Dildo. Followed by The Last Dildo.
The Phantom C0ck (up her)
 

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