In court

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  1. Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said,

    "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."

    A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"

    The judge continued,

    "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner."

    Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ****ing b*stard!!!"

    The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom,and said,

    "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

    Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded,

    "For fifteen years lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a ****ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"