In clip, distractions required

#1
I'm in clip, (See here for why) and need some distractions to make ze pain go avay.

Note: Wanking is not an option
 
#2
read all of this?

Then make plans on eating the cake.


oh and welcome back to arrse.
 
#3
theoriginalphantom said:
read all of this?

Then make plans on eating the cake.


oh and welcome back to arrse.
Thanks, but Jesus I went through some pretty drastic weight loss, I don't really want to put it back on, but if I must............
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
#7
Respect mate,

I assume you are not looking at touch typing. Quite a challenge though - could be worth beating !

Alternatively, you are clearly a bright spark so the world's your oyster. Languages ? Crisis management ? You may well have heard of Prince 2 project management. You could do a lot worse than get yourself through the foundation course and then onto the practitioner's level. That is if you haven't done some of that already.

How about, longer term, looking at the possibilities for the Paralympics - maybe not 2012 but 2016 perhaps.
 
#8
#9
hmmm crisis management, I suppose I've a little insight into that.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
dingerr said:
maguire said:
good to hear you're on the mend.

you got a decent pc there? like games?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002BA52KA/?tag=armrumser-21

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003155YQG/?tag=armrumser-21

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0000DG2T3/?tag=armrumser-21

or if you want to go well retro, all the X-com games are on Steam for a few quid. AND they'll run on Vista machines!
Can I go for games that dont require thumbs or quick reactions?
my apologies - I hadnt seen the other thread to know what was what with you.

you'd be OK with x-com from what you say - all turn based so take as much time as you need, and SERIOUSLY addictive. it's a combination strategy/squad based sf shooter - and the first two are only £3 each on Steam.

http://store.steampowered.com/search/?term=xcom

UFO defense and terror from the deep are the two best there.

failing that, do you read much?

http://freebookspot.in/Default.aspx
 
#11
dingerr said:
Note: Wanking is not an option
Talking the nurses into giving you a wank? Well, you didn't get your tongue blown off as well, did you? Use your initiative, man.
 
#12
smartascarrots said:
dingerr said:
Note: Wanking is not an option
Talking the nurses into giving you a wank? Well, you didn't get your tongue blown off as well, did you? Use your initiative, man.
maybe he's using a head dobber to type, or even a Stephen Hawking voice simulator thingy. Talking someone into gobbling you off when you sound like a ZX81 is going to be a little difficult (well I assume it is)

I know something about Dingerr that has made me lose what little sympathy I ever had for him. The question is, should I use this for blackmail purposes, or tell all and reveal his secret (internet) shame?
 
#13
Don't know if its your bag but football manager has been taking over my life of late?
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
theoriginalphantom said:
smartascarrots said:
dingerr said:
Note: Wanking is not an option
Talking the nurses into giving you a wank? Well, you didn't get your tongue blown off as well, did you? Use your initiative, man.
maybe he's using a head dobber to type, or even a Stephen Hawking voice simulator thingy. Talking someone into gobbling you off when you sound like a ZX81 is going to be a little difficult (well I assume it is)

I know something about Dingerr that has made me lose what little sympathy I ever had for him. The question is, should I use this for blackmail purposes, or tell all and reveal his secret (internet) shame?
he supports Manchester City?? 8O
 
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