In clip, distractions required

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dingerr, May 22, 2010.

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  1. I'm in clip, (See here for why) and need some distractions to make ze pain go avay.

    Note: Wanking is not an option
  2. read all of this?

    Then make plans on eating the cake.

    oh and welcome back to arrse.
  3. Thanks, but Jesus I went through some pretty drastic weight loss, I don't really want to put it back on, but if I must............
  4. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    Learn a foreign language.
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

  6. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

  7. Respect mate,

    I assume you are not looking at touch typing. Quite a challenge though - could be worth beating !

    Alternatively, you are clearly a bright spark so the world's your oyster. Languages ? Crisis management ? You may well have heard of Prince 2 project management. You could do a lot worse than get yourself through the foundation course and then onto the practitioner's level. That is if you haven't done some of that already.

    How about, longer term, looking at the possibilities for the Paralympics - maybe not 2012 but 2016 perhaps.
  8. hmmm crisis management, I suppose I've a little insight into that.
  9. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    my apologies - I hadnt seen the other thread to know what was what with you.

    you'd be OK with x-com from what you say - all turn based so take as much time as you need, and SERIOUSLY addictive. it's a combination strategy/squad based sf shooter - and the first two are only £3 each on Steam.

    UFO defense and terror from the deep are the two best there.

    failing that, do you read much?
  10. Talking the nurses into giving you a wank? Well, you didn't get your tongue blown off as well, did you? Use your initiative, man.
  11. maybe he's using a head dobber to type, or even a Stephen Hawking voice simulator thingy. Talking someone into gobbling you off when you sound like a ZX81 is going to be a little difficult (well I assume it is)

    I know something about Dingerr that has made me lose what little sympathy I ever had for him. The question is, should I use this for blackmail purposes, or tell all and reveal his secret (internet) shame?
  12. Don't know if its your bag but football manager has been taking over my life of late?
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    he supports Manchester City?? 8O
    Some IQ tests to try, though, once you start scratching your bollocks and thinking, it's all over and then it's redtube :)