In case youve forgotton the valentines card...

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  1. Print one of these tasteful cards out and keep yourself out of the sh*t.

    Go on, treat her to what she really deserves!

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  2. Where I used to work we printed Tesco blue and white stripe cards with "Valentine" instead of "Value" looked ace and I am sure went down a treat with the wives!
  3. Post one to Ivy Grad she may think all her days have cum at once
  4. Just make sure you secure your pets and remove any sources of hot water...
  5. How about this,send her the photo, say that you arranged for the bus to pass her place of work or whatever but TfL fcuked it up. Just add in some personal details and away you go.

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  6. - or this one?

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  7. Excellent,! Like it, Got any for when I forget her ladyship's Anniversary ? I'm getting sick of the yearly Bollockin.
  8. Hey cuckingfunt, I like that too Ha ha. :D
  9. just before the day is over

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  10. In case you're not sure what exhortations to write on the card,try these:

    aa.If diamonds are a girl's best friend-why don't you have any?

    bb.I notice that you live on Labrador Avenue-Woof,Woof.
  11. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I brought my wife a new bag and belt for valentines day, she moaned like fu*k but at least the vacumn cleaner is picking up nicely.
  12. well my wife got fk all being as she left me 3 weeks ago the fking nazi SS biatch...not that Im bitter or anything :D :D
  13. probably Jarrod :D