In case youve forgotton the valentines card...

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Where I used to work we printed Tesco blue and white stripe cards with "Valentine" instead of "Value" looked ace and I am sure went down a treat with the wives!
 
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cheers.
 
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Post one to Ivy Grad she may think all her days have cum at once
 
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easesprings said:
Post one to Ivy Grad she may think all her days have cum at once
Just make sure you secure your pets and remove any sources of hot water...
 
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How about this,send her the photo, say that you arranged for the bus to pass her place of work or whatever but TfL fcuked it up. Just add in some personal details and away you go.
 

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Excellent,! Like it, Got any for when I forget her ladyship's Anniversary ? I'm getting sick of the yearly Bollockin.
 
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just before the day is over
 

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In case you're not sure what exhortations to write on the card,try these:

aa.If diamonds are a girl's best friend-why don't you have any?

bb.I notice that you live on Labrador Avenue-Woof,Woof.
 

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I brought my wife a new bag and belt for valentines day, she moaned like fu*k but at least the vacumn cleaner is picking up nicely.
 
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blindfire

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well my wife got fk all being as she left me 3 weeks ago the fking nazi SS biatch...not that Im bitter or anything :D :D
 
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blindfire said:
probably Jarrod :D
Think of the money you are saving.

Why not send her mum/sister a bunch of flowers saying "Thanks for the weekend"
 
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trowel

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blindfire said:
well my wife got fk all being as she left me 3 weeks ago the fking nazi SS biatch...not that Im bitter or anything :D :D
:( What have you got against us Nazi, SS types?
 
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trowel said:
blindfire said:
well my wife got fk all being as she left me 3 weeks ago the fking nazi SS biatch...not that Im bitter or anything :D :D
:( What have you got against us Nazi, SS types?
Not half as much as Max Mosely has. :twisted:
 
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sandybag said:
Excellent,! Like it, Got any for when I forget her ladyship's Anniversary ? I'm getting sick of the yearly Bollockin.

We offer a diary service where by you gives us all your important dates for the year and a week before we send you an email or text to remind you that you need to order a card from us!

Works really well. She'll love you because a) for once you didn't forget & b) she receives a beautiful, personalised handmade card. :D
 

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