In a remote location in Afghan pen friend needed.....

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Harry Black, May 29, 2012.

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  1. I am currently in a patrol base in Afghanistan I really would like a pen pal or someone looking for love
    PM me if you want to write to me
    Thanks
     
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  2. I'm currently in a bar in London with a pink gin and a dolly by my side. I'd really like two of 'em but one will have to suffice. Chin, chin.
     
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  3. I like sausages and I like festivals, but...



    Why post in a sausagefest website!
     
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  4. Surely you have a Terp in the PB? - I'm sure if you ask him nicely you may get a heart warming letter!
     
  5. Don't worry; it's nearly Thursday! :)
     
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  6. Thursday nights mmmmmmmm ha ha hey that would be ok for sausage fest boy chin chin
     
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  7. Love is a dirty word, i'd rather we just skipped foreplay and got on it. I suppose you could just suck it and see...
     
  8. Borat rubber ******* session...
     
  9. Right guy's it's 0115 it's hot as fook can't sleep I am up at four for duty all I want is a nice female to write too,
    because I am sick off talking to the duty story teller
     
  10. This isn't going to end well is it?
     
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  11. You need a bit of man love and i'll even buy you a bag of chips.
     
  12. I've often wondered why the lonely hearts forum exists here. Does it do so for the purposes of :

    a) giving a chance for genuinely lonely people looking for saucy letters/used underwear by post/a quick shag/long term flange/serious meaningful relationship/rough ******* action with Jarrod (delete as necessary) to achieve their goal or

    b) providing endless amusement for the ARRSE community and a tsunami of piss-taking at the expense of originating posters who are naive enough to think it's a good idea in the first place to post such requests

    I know what I'd put my money on. Whoever thought of it in the first place is a cruel ******* genius.
     
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  13. Jarrods got a Merc so hold out for a pickle as well, hes loaded!!
     
  14. The chips are fine, it's yer bloody saveloy that'll scare the fellow off ;-)
     
  15. Oh yes i'm loaded alright.
     
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