Whilst working on a song yesterday I was having trouble with the chorus so I decided to take a break. Well, one thing led to another and I ended up getting caught 'mid-wÃ¤nk' by my girlfriend who had returned early from a shopping trip. She was really cool about it but I couldn't stop myself thinking that things could have panned out better. In a perfect world she would have smiled knowingly before shoving my hand away and finishing the job I started. There would no questions about what I had been watching on my brain-cam and she would completely and utterly understand that at the end of the day it was just a wÃ¤nk - nothing more and that it was NOT a symptom of a failing relationship! She didn't actually ask about my brain-cam but it would have been a difficult one to answer as the woman in question had body parts from about 8 different women... So what else would happen in a perfect world?