Improvement of the UK will begin shortly

#1
I'll be flying in within a week or so.

:)
 
#2
House prices dropping already in the area..... :wink:

Liz, Phil and the dogs meeting you at the airport are they?? as its a state visit :lol:
 
#3
I heard that Scottish & Newcastle were increasing production for a "mysterious" guest who will be arriving soon!

Apparently Special brew isn't strong enough for said guest so a special Brain rot will be produced at 35% strength-enjoy! 8O
 
#5
But Bubbles is a Septic - isn't he?

In which case.....

"Scottish & Newcastle are not worried at all by another Septic visiting this country. His tolerance for really watery and tasteless beer will not impact upon anything they produce."
 
#6
His tolerance for really watery and tasteless beer
I try to avoid the 'normal' beer if I can. I much prefer local microbrews.

Mush - I think you mean the IQ of the UK will go up.
 
#7
Until we are intoduced properly sir I would be grateful if you could call me by my proper name.

Really you may be a colonial but its no excuse.
 
#8
My appologies, fungus phallicus.

:D
 
#9
What? The first post in the NAAFI today?

Anyway, I've arrived.
 

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