Improvement of the UK will begin shortly

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by bubblehead, Apr 1, 2004.

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  1. I'll be flying in within a week or so.

  2. House prices dropping already in the area..... :wink:

    Liz, Phil and the dogs meeting you at the airport are they?? as its a state visit :lol:
  3. I heard that Scottish & Newcastle were increasing production for a "mysterious" guest who will be arriving soon!

    Apparently Special brew isn't strong enough for said guest so a special Brain rot will be produced at 35% strength-enjoy! 8O
  4. Does this explain the news report that the average IQ of both the UK and US will be lowered shortly.
  5. But Bubbles is a Septic - isn't he?

    In which case.....

    "Scottish & Newcastle are not worried at all by another Septic visiting this country. His tolerance for really watery and tasteless beer will not impact upon anything they produce."
  6. I try to avoid the 'normal' beer if I can. I much prefer local microbrews.

    Mush - I think you mean the IQ of the UK will go up.
  7. Until we are intoduced properly sir I would be grateful if you could call me by my proper name.

    Really you may be a colonial but its no excuse.
  8. My appologies, fungus phallicus.

  9. What? The first post in the NAAFI today?

    Anyway, I've arrived.
  10. Oh Joy......what colours your medal? :twisted: