Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by bubblehead, Apr 1, 2004.
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I'll be flying in within a week or so.
House prices dropping already in the area.....
Liz, Phil and the dogs meeting you at the airport are they?? as its a state visit
I heard that Scottish & Newcastle were increasing production for a "mysterious" guest who will be arriving soon!
Apparently Special brew isn't strong enough for said guest so a special Brain rot will be produced at 35% strength-enjoy!
Does this explain the news report that the average IQ of both the UK and US will be lowered shortly.
But Bubbles is a Septic - isn't he?
In which case.....
"Scottish & Newcastle are not worried at all by another Septic visiting this country. His tolerance for really watery and tasteless beer will not impact upon anything they produce."
I try to avoid the 'normal' beer if I can. I much prefer local microbrews.
Mush - I think you mean the IQ of the UK will go up.
Until we are intoduced properly sir I would be grateful if you could call me by my proper name.
Really you may be a colonial but its no excuse.
My appologies, fungus phallicus.
What? The first post in the NAAFI today?
Anyway, I've arrived.
Oh Joy......what colours your medal?
Separate names with a comma.