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I have 2lbs shits all the time, the feckin lightweightIf it was shaped like the Eiffel Tower then I’m not surprised he was walking funny...
I have 2lbs shits all the time, the feckin lightweightIf it was shaped like the Eiffel Tower then I’m not surprised he was walking funny...
Do they crack the porcelain though?I have 2lbs shits all the time, the feckin lightweight
I have 2lbs shits all the time, the feckin lightweight
Just remember, "Tomorrow Belongs To You".Unusual one Gents.
My father in law in Italy has a kilo of gold inherited from his now deceased father. It's provenance and purity is unknown and unknowable at present. The price being what it is he is keen to cash it in but is wary of doing so in Italy due to Italian money laundering rules.
There seem to be no rules stopping the importation of gold into the UK but how best might he go about it? It seems easy enough to carry gold on any international airline but there might well be difficult questions to answer when it pops up on the hand luggage scanner in Pisa airport so another form of transport will be needed.
The vague plan is to drive down and spend a few days in Tuscany, (no hardship there), and come back with the gold in the luggage, avoiding Switzerland who can be funny about these things I gather. Get it to a respected metal refiners in the UK, have it's value deposited in a UK bank account in his name after which he can do as he sees fit with it.
I have no interest in this apart from trying to help him out a bit.
Any holes in the plan? Might there be any tax implications?
Unusual one Gents.
My father in law in Italy has a kilo of gold inherited from his now deceased father. It's provenance and purity is unknown and unknowable at present. The price being what it is he is keen to cash it in but is wary of doing so in Italy due to Italian money laundering rules.
There seem to be no rules stopping the importation of gold into the UK but how best might he go about it? It seems easy enough to carry gold on any international airline but there might well be difficult questions to answer when it pops up on the hand luggage scanner in Pisa airport so another form of transport will be needed.
The vague plan is to drive down and spend a few days in Tuscany, (no hardship there), and come back with the gold in the luggage, avoiding Switzerland who can be funny about these things I gather. Get it to a respected metal refiners in the UK, have it's value deposited in a UK bank account in his name after which he can do as he sees fit with it.
I have no interest in this apart from trying to help him out a bit.
Any holes in the plan? Might there be any tax implications?
Gold in that quantity is as bent as a Turks slipper.Ancient
I've been pondering on the best way forward for this one.
I think that there are two questions, one is about the logistics of getting the gold to the UK, but the more important one is about whether you would be infringing Italian or UK law by doing this.
I wondered who would be able to advise on this and it struck me that the British Embassy in Rome might be able to advise. They would know about Italian limitations on the export of gold and also, as part of a UK Government Department, about the law on the import of gold.
The e-mail address you would need to put this to the Embassy is, I gather:
inforome@fco.gov.uk
Rookie error, he should have made the ingots phallus-shaped.![]()
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Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report. The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an...www.airlive.net
The trick is getting the walk right.
And obviously you will require to have proof of ownership on your personFrom this site.... Travelling with gold - what are the rules? | GOLD.co.uk
Ancient
I've been pondering on the best way forward for this one.
I think that there are two questions, one is about the logistics of getting the gold to the UK, but the more important one is about whether you would be infringing Italian or UK law by doing this.
I wondered who would be able to advise on this and it struck me that the British Embassy in Rome might be able to advise. They would know about Italian limitations on the export of gold and also, as part of a UK Government Department, about the law on the import of gold.
The e-mail address you would need to put this to the Embassy is, I gather:
inforome@fco.gov.uk
Do it legally, via declarations in both Italy and the UK. Failure to do so, and subsequently being caught (likely when you attempt to sell it via a legitimate avenue), will make your life an absolute misery and will be something you will forever regret.
Either a) it's legitimately owned and you can rightfully sell it, or b) it's illegimately owned and you cannot rightfully sell it.
If attempting to dispose of it, and dealer suspicions are raised and reported, it will probably be seized under the Proceeds of Crime Act, where the burden of proof is reversed and you will be landed with a "please explain" order on the origin of the asset. That's the least of it, because your entire financial life will be examined in minute detail, at great personal cost to you.
Tread very carefully.
not strictly true. Gold coins can be sized under POCA on a face value basis, Gold cannot. I did have literal experience of this with a retired banker once. The Value of the coin for POCA is not the gold value it's the face value and POCA specifies what can be seized. In other words if the face value of the coin is below de minis it can't be seized using ,POCA but it can be used for distraint purposes- wrongly in my view.Do it legally, via declarations in both Italy and the UK. Failure to do so, and subsequently being caught (likely when you attempt to sell it via a legitimate avenue), will make your life an absolute misery and will be something you will forever regret.
Either a) it's legitimately owned and you can rightfully sell it, or b) it's illegimately owned and you cannot rightfully sell it.
If attempting to dispose of it, and dealer suspicions are raised and reported, it will probably be seized under the Proceeds of Crime Act, where the burden of proof is reversed and you will be landed with a "please explain" order on the origin of the asset. That's the least of it, because your entire financial life will be examined in minute detail, at great personal cost to you.
Tread very carefully.
Lavender hilll mob walt.Have it melted down and turned into really gash models of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If the Revenue Men feel your collar tell them they are holiday souvenirs for your family.
Problematic if it looks like this.