Important question guys please help "MATTS Related"

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  1. Having just left the TA i have received a Blenheim individual training printout.
    This is with regards to the last MATTS training i did.
    So from MATTS 1-10 i received a "pass" for all competencies, except for my PFA and AFT for which i received a "Satisfactory 1" ???
    What does this mean? I do remember passing both, just wondered why they didnt just go down as a pass, instead of satisfactory 1.
    Cheers for any advice.
  2. Is this keeping you awake at night?
  3. Satisfactory means you've passed them both.
  4. Well Spaz, no no im not losing sleep, however all things being relative, the interpretation of the word important varies from person to person.
    So for me, the question is very important, right now.
    If you have any info i would much appreciate it.
  5. Questions like this - have you not heard of internet porn???
  6. Hmmm self serving wit, listen guys, if you have nothing of any use to say, please feel free to get idle banter and play with yourselves all day long.
    Remember humour has to be funny to please others.
    If something is missing in your lives, try vitamins? instead of wasting the time of others whom have genuine requests for information.
    Gotta think to yourselves, im posting in a TA section, asking a TA related question.
    But was i always TA? if not, what rank was i?
    Sadly ive met the measure of you before.
    Now scurry off before it gets dark and mummy misses you.
  7. I'd be more worried about why they made you do ten MATTs. I thought there were only eight.
    Did any of them involve 'a turn in the barrel' or drinking quantities of flat Irn Bru?
  8. Like i say, its a very important question, to me!!!!!!
    Please feel free to waste other peoples time.

  9. Are you planning on using your MATTs results to bolster your CV?

    If not then please feel free to fellate me.
  10. What the fuck is wrong with you people, do you sit in your wheel chairs confined to staring out the window wondering when your last breath is?
    Really are you all that sad and lonely?
    Go fuck yourselves, i aint takin the bait anymore.
    I couldnt even begin to be so insignificunt as you people.
  11. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    He must be after the bounty, hence the cold sweat. There is no other possible explanation in this universe as to why someone who has 'just left the TA' would care about the difference between 'pass' and 'satisfactory'.
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  12. Err Mac, is that a tentative "yes" to the fellating dilemma?
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  13. Command, im at a loss here, you fuckers really live in your own world, my reasons for asking the original question are not bounty related.
    I couldnt give two shits about bounty, never have done.
    Its a personal issue, that im not about to discus on here.
    The very fact that you guys just sit on here like the hecklers off the muppets, demonstrates one thing.
    You havent the first fucking clue as to the answer, or anything else for that matter.
  14. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I can just imagine how map reading, LOAC, values & standards and wearing a gimp suit would add that finishing touch to a CV. That's your economic crisis sorted right there, Dave!

    Popcorn anyone?