Important Notice.....French Raise Security Level

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  1. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Jacques Chirac has moved the level of security alert in France from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher levels of alert; "surrender" and "collaborate". The move was prompted by a fire at the national white flag factory, which has effectively crippled the French military
  2. Yes, yes, and:

    The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly"
    to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat
    operations" and "change sides".

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance"
    to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels,
    "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

    (personally I stick to the "disdainful arrogance", thankyouverymuch :twisted: )