Important notice. Banned words.

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  1. The following words are now banned on ARRSE and unless you are quoting directly, you are (more than) likely to receive a life time ban.

    We have been told a couple of them already, but there are more.

    They are, in no particular order:

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    Oh, hang on, I see where I was going wrong here, I obviously didn't think it through...
     
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  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Your mum.
     
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  3. She wasn't banned, she was Bummed.
     
  4. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    I'm going to test the mods;

    bum (snigger), willy (giggle), fart (phnarr), poo (heehee), wee-wee (smirk).... I'm so naughty
     
  5. How trondifulous of you.
     
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  6. In true British we're all in it together style, I think we should use rhyming slang.
     
  7. Bollocks, tits, shit, wank, snigger, cnut, packets, bum! They can't ban me I have Typing Aspergers and as a disadvantaged person it is my human right to be on this website.
     
  8. My deepest contrafibulations. Does it hurt?
     
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  9. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    I say lardbeast, that's rather Rum of you! I'm going to have to give your manservant a jolly good beating for that.

    (Or; lardy, that's f***ing rich you c**t. TSO's gonna give you a right f***ing kicking you w***er)
     
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  10. Lucky you haven't got Typing Tourettes as well!
     
  11. You forgot S*mprini.
     
  12. Donkey!!!
     
  13. Bennies

    (bound to be in vogue at the mo)
     
  14. Is wigger aloud, only I fucking hate tham.