Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Nov 22, 2007.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  2. Why do women fake orgasms?

    Because they think men care!
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Do they, oh I must learn to pay attention more.
  4. Or is that just the women you sleep with Matelot? :D
  5. B_AND_T, you're not Lexanni are you - same avatar :roll:

    TOOTHBRUSH!!!!! Thought they were for cleaning toilets, my what a sheltered life I have lived. :(
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No I'm not. She knows way too much about the female thingy bits.
  7. Yeah but anyone notice that most of the posters in there are "guests" ???? guys pretending perhaps... ? or is that just my sordid imagination running riot again....
  8. Thanks B&T, had a good read. This one I thought was particularly amusing:

    :? Eh? Yeah right :roll:

    Is this where the term 'having a bang' came from?
  9. B & T what was it you were looking for when you just happened upon that site?
  10. whats a clit then?
  11. Nope, it's so you fu.cking hurry up, get off, fart, roll over and go to sleep, leaving us free to finish the job properly. :D
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I love Google
  13. Thats cack....... give me a chance and I'll make you bolt in your draws just by sitting next to you at burgerking!

    No farting or rolling over required..... not unless you pay extra
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Far be it from me to comment on anything of a sexual nature, as it is just not my sort of topic, but it strikes me you ladies have been going with the wrong sort of men.
    Perhaps you should try enrolling in the OFaH clinic for Sexual Satisfaction. (First session free of charge) and then reporting back before continuing with the full course.
  15. I bet you don't. I reckon you mind find it useful, helpful and very handy search engine for the web.