Importance of Having an Occupation after Retirement

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Aug 7, 2013.

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  1. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world.
    It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
    Harold Schlumberg is such a person:

    "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
    Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine.
    It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
    Harold should be an inspiration to us all.
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  2. I'm not sure if it's the same over there in GB, but here in Australia we call our Army cooks 'fitters and turners'.

    They fit food into pots and turn it into shit.
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  3. You Fucking Cunt
  4. All good. Fixed.
  5. /images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by jarrod248 /images/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    You Like Fucking Cunt

    Oh no, he doesn't.
  6. I know....that's why the edit. :winkrazz: