Imagine my surprise....

#1
Imagine my surprise, earlier this evening......

I was busy cleaning my muddy boots in the bath, with my wifes favourite toothbrush (a sonic, recharge-able one - gets the mud off nicely) when she happened to walk in and catch me.... 8O

I heard a tut, then she walked out the door, only to return like a herd of angry, rabid wildebeest brandishing a large plastic coat-hanger, which she then beat me soundly with.... :roll:

When I'd stopped laughing, and mopped up my p1ss from the lino, she asked how many times i'd used the toothbrush before.....

I had to tell the truth, and tell her it was the first time i'd done it....Thank fcuk she didnt ask what else i cleaned with it...... :wink:

Does anyone else use any of their wife's cosmetic/feminine implements or tools to sort their kit? And what are the consequences.....
 
#2
toothburshes work well, electric ones are lovely
erm.....her nailfile for getting mud out of hard to reach places on boots.....
consequence......either i buy her a new one....or it is shoved very hard right up my..*cough*
shes a violent one my missus
 
#3
If the hangover is sufficiently bad to imperil safe shaving, I first suck on the wife's Magic Bullet. I find it provides the necessary lumpy texture, fishy taste and stringy, viscous consistency needed to sober me into action - all be it of the "Face the day" variety.
 
#4
vibrators are very good for stirring tea or the mixture for scambled eggs/pancakes - can add an interesting bouquet as well.
 

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