Imagine a Savloy Dip?

I have Googled 'Savloy Dip'

  • Everything on. English mustard in all. Do I look like a puff?

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • Just the pease pudding and do you have a rocket salad? I come from Harpenden you know.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • What the **** is a savloy dip and why are you in our forum you Geordie twat?

    Votes: 17 68.0%
  • Pie and mash and jellied eels. I am a girl and so was my Dad.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cor, love a duck Mary Poppins

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

    Votes: 3 12.0%

  • Total voters
    25

TheIronDuke

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#1
Yeah, right. Take your time Ishtar. But if you could imagine the Food Of The Gods in your M25 Ring Of Hell, what would you have on it?
 
#3
Do you mean The Savoy Hotel, or a saveloy sausage?

I think you'll find that the M25, is rather like Hadrian's Wall designed to keep the barbarians out, and protect the civilised within.
 

TheIronDuke

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#5
Yabber Yabber. Vote or go and eat an eel, Nancy Boys.
 

Auld-Yin

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#6
OK, I voted : Option 3
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
OK, I voted : Option 3
You don't count. Hoy, how many fingers am I holding up?

So my Cockney chums. When you eat an eel do you start munching on its head with its horrible staring eyes? Or do you start chewing on the ******** end and work your way up the slimy ****** to its crunchy head? Weirdo's.
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
I can't see polls on my phone but I do like pork, garlic and black pepper sausage.
Could somebody please vote 'Marry me lovely Iron Duke' for my technically challenged chum? Thanks.
 
#11
Could somebody please vote 'Marry me lovely Iron Duke' for my technically challenged chum? Thanks.
Done.. but your the sponge in this marriage.. At least then I can close my eyes an think of sticking one in Imogen Thomas,s stench trench.. aslong as you shave it first. Thats your arse, not Miss Thomas btw. And dont expect a reach around either.

LT
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
Done.. but your the sponge in this marriage.. At least then I can close my eyes an think of sticking one in Imogen Thomas,s stench trench.. aslong as you shave it first. Thats your arse, not Miss Thomas btw. And dont expect a reach around either.

LT
Cheers. Pork scratchings and brown sauce is 20p extra. Do you want it on top or in a bag?
 
#14
I think you'll find that the M25, is rather like Hadrian's Wall designed to keep the barbarians out, and protect the civilised within.

Oh no not them pesky northern barbarians again,,,,,,,,,,,,keep your 'civilized' cnuts inside the M25 ring of fire,,,that includes poor poor Rebekah and badly done to Andy and your now totally defunct NOTW (and the Sun on fking Sunday),,,Oh yes and all those tw*ts in Parliament, plus your drug crazed black kids along with all the other do gooding we know better than you wine drinking puffs,,,,,,,,,,,,,NOW you are making me sound like A K and I hate that...


And the only use for a Saveloy is to put mustard (English of course) on it and shove up some Polish slappers arrse and then lick it off,,you are a sick sick sick (can I have a lick) sick person.Some Pepperoni please.....
 

maguire

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#16
no gravy at the chippy...and whats a saveloy?
 

Grumblegrunt

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#19

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