Its not unreasonable to get your kids to make bedpacks and scrub the shitter within an inch of it's life before school is it? Mine are 3 and 4.
Mine (same age) walked over to four 18/19 year olds in Tesco the other day and introduced himself with 'hello ladies, you're pretty'.My lad is 3 and has already got an eye for the ladies.
He's become quite attached to one of the teaching assistants at nursery. When the misses asked him why he likes her so much, he replied:
"Because she's fit."
I appear to be in trouble for some reason.
Jesus - if my old man took me on a BFT at midnight on Saturday when everyone else is getting pissed and getting laid, I think I'd cry too....!Just took O/Cdt Bushmills Jnr, aged six, on a BFT, took 25 minutes, cried for mummy and I'm now a bad daddy.
We've got a lot of work to do before Duntroon (or the factory, if I have any say in it.)
Wonder if show parades for monging a run is a bit excessive.
Sunday morning down under mate!Jesus - if my old man took me on a BFT at midnight on Saturday when everyone else is getting pissed and getting laid, I think I'd cry too....!
the kids in our street were having a nerf and water bomb fight so I got out the mag fed thing my brother bought be and put them through some drills.Nobody then taught their sons how to safely handle a firearm ?
Of course, my wife did point out the drum magazine nerf blaster and accompanying sidearm, perhaps I am being a bit OTT, by insisting he keeps the weapon down range and on stoppage takes a knee.
Astonishing things, far better than the cap guns I had when I was kid.... Though chucking grenades(half bricks) is something i decided against teaching him.the kids in our street were having a nerf and water bomb fight so I got out the mag fed thing my brother bought be and put them through some drills.
cue kids pepper potting round the garden screaming reload, move, stoppage and frag out all after noon.
almost as much fun as the snowball mortar we made.