I'm too sexy for my goat?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Apr 26, 2013.

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  1. I must use this as a chat up line "The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides,"

    which would be met with "Alreet love get tha cock out"
     
  2. Poor geezer... he will have all those crusty, fly blown, raddled old Sheiks beating a path to his front door....... or the religious police with their lathies wanting to give him a good bashing. As for his camel, well that looks a tad sulty, doe eyed and attractive in a peculiar way, especially if your well brahms & lizt and wandering around in the cold desert at night wondering what you can cuddle up to......

    Honest..... not me son.... I've taken my Meds this morning....
     
  3. hmm, I have a goat anecdote but I'm not certain it's fit for the Naafi Bar
     
  4. Bu surely in the sandy places where 'the religion of peace' holds sway, the eyes are the ONLY bit that can be seen?
     
  5. 'There is a boy across the river with a bottom like a peach, but alas, I cannot swim'!

    Name that tune?
     
  6. RAF Regt regimental march?
     
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  7. I'd better not go to Saudi Fucking Arabia then, because I'm fucking gorgeous.
     


  8. Is it From A certain mr Saville?