I'm Too Pretty To Work

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by miracle, May 20, 2013.

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  1. Idle whore.
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  2. Is that it?, i was waiting for your head to explode!
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  3. And, frankly, probably fit enough looking that some sap either hard working or idle himself, but well heeled, will wed her and ensure that she doesn't have to work.
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  4. I'm fairly mellow this morning.
  5. She must have one of those funpark mirrors.

    Seen better looking hounds of hell. Although, she's not too pretty to go to work on my straining stiffie.
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  6. Wish I didn't have to work it's getting a bit tedious now.
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  7. I reckon I'm going to pack it in early. Can't really afford to, but I'll take being skint over working till I'm fit for nothing.
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  8. I do hope someone's had the balls to show her the responses.
  9. Why doesn't she just go on the game?
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  10. Modelling in Japan = Working in a bar as an escort
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  11. In all seriousness, I went out with a girl once who said that it was my job to earn money and hers to look fabulous for me when I got home. and, again frankly, she's one of the fittest women I've ever had.

    The truth... Sometimes it sucks.

    (She's married, lives in France in what can only be described as a castle, rides horses or ponies or something when she's not driving her little BM soft top and has knocked out a couple of froggy brats who board at school in England)
  12. Same, I've had enough of it. Years of scrapping on acute wards and in prisons have left me with lots of aches and pains.
  13. Done my wack and draw two pensions now, oh no don't tell me I have to go fishing AGAIN tomorrow.
    and I'm not even pretty.
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  14. She has degrees in science and medical research, and is slim, and attractive in a cheap, whorish way.

    Quite why she isn't a Pharmaceutical Sales Representative is beyond me. They suck cock to sell marginally beneficial medical products to cunt-hungry doctors, and within a month would have sufficient sperm swimming around her womb to trap some poor psychiatrist/Heart Surgeon/Hospital Director in to a life of ease.

    The wide-eyed, flat faced mongoloid kids it will pump out will ensure she's done after the first one, and will be seen for decades afterwards in swanky London wine bars trying to pull Brokers whilst sluring 'I was a size six once deary, and I'll do anything for a Kir Royale'.

    The shitcunting vacuous life failure.
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