IM THE NAVIGATOR, AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT LANDING

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  1. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP RIP

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  2. Who do you think will actually read that? Attention span of near nothing on ARRSE, T_W!
     
  3. engee

    engee LE

    As told by Ronnie Corbett?
     
  4. engee

    engee LE

    As told by Ronnie Corbett?
     
  5. Could we get a translation for "pretty funny"
    its dire dragged out and lame.
     
  6. In brief, for all those who want it:

    Pilots cock up landing in big old bomber.
    End up at end of REALLY SHORT runway, stuck in the tarmac.
    Take a week to get extracted and fixed.
    Nav-man (Bloke who wrote story) denies any part in it.

    Sorry i couldn't make it shorter. :p
     
  7. You really have no idea about such concepts as humour, do you?

    It'd be a good case study for a Flight Safety course, but I have a hard time believing that it was expressly intended as an amusing anecdote.
     
  8. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP RIP

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  9. A categoric no.

    Cnut.

    PS- was wondering how long it would take for this thread to end up in The Hole.
     
  10. RABC

    RABC LE

    Blimey m8 - your pub stories must be riveting
     
  11. Morty

    Morty War Hero

    Two blondes approaching landing strip in a Cessna.

    Blonde One says to Blonde Two, 'Bleedin' hell, Shazza, that runway ain't too long is it, luv?'

    Blonde Two says, 'Naw, 'Chelle, but look how wide it is'.
     
  12. Morty

    Morty War Hero

    They where approaching it SIDE ON, you see!!!!!!


    Is that my tumbleweed?
     
  13. Well, for what it's worth from a REMF, I enjoyed it and I only fly little aeroplanes.
     
  14. Hmm... Maybe its funny to Americans?
     
  15. osta

    osta Old-Salt