"I'm the Face baby is that clear?"

Discussion in 'Cars, Bikes 'n AFVs' started by vinniethemanxcat, Feb 9, 2013.

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  1. Good for her but, needs more mirrors
  2. 69 and still thinks scooters are cool. There's no helping some people.
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  3. Congratulations on making it to Number 1 on Brettariders hit list!
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  4. Not unless Womblefruit tops himself.......( and all his sock- puppets)
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  5. That's a bit unkind. She's not that bad.
  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    And also the DMs and khaki jacket mentioned seem to be some kind of old lady shoes and a red waterproof!
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  7. I've just read the report in the Mail and viewed half a dozen photos accompanying the article. I have come to the following conclusions based on the evidence available;

    1. The subject is not wearing Doc Martin boots in any of the photos
    2. The subject is not wearing a Khaki Jacket in any of the photos.
    3. The subject's Vespa is not tricked out sufficently with extra wing mirrors nor the mandatory whip antennae with UJ pennant.
    4. The subject is no more a 'Mod' than my Granny.

    Members of the Jury, I present you with ARRSEs very first 'Mod Walt'

    I thenk you! I'm here all night!
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  8. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    she is mental crazy, she prefers the vespa to a lambretta. pffft

    Sent by Crapatalk. Sitting on my bog having a dump.
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  9. No mirrors make you look like a prick and you'll get laughed at by all the cool kids as they wang past you

    Whats the matter end up eating 2stroke fumes as the past you?
  10. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    I played a mod song by Squire yesterday called the face of youth today. Looks like she is still trying to be young.
    Good luck to her she has kept the faith.

    Sent by Crapatalk. Sitting on my bog having a dump.
  11. Moto Guzzi made a scooter called the Galletto, or Cock, designed for women to ride I guess. Here's a pic of three women on a Cock.

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  12. You can just so tell they are Italian. Can you imagine what two Sharons and a Tracy would look like?
  13. Yep, the poor old Cock dragging its arse down an Essex road like a wormy dog.
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  14. They can't be Italians.... they'd have 3 kids and a new LPG cylinder on there as well.

    I swear we saw a guy in Naples on a Vespa, holding a door on his head and txting.