Im such a smug c*nt

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  1. I just wanted to say, I absolutley love my life.

    I have just been told that my application for promotion (in civvie land) has been accepted, I'm getting a 20% payrise, my training for the TA starts next friday and I'm going home later to me 21 year old stunning girlfriend (who had a boob job a few months ago) to bang the sh*t out of her!

  2. F uck off
  3. And next Friday, it's somebody else's turn.
  4. Smug walt
  5. I'm just leaving your place, sorry, I think I have the clap.
  6. Jammy b*stard !
    I work for myself, am f*cking loaded, no bird but a phone full of dizzy horsey types who for the price of a spag bol are very enthusiastic and I DONT dress up on weekends and pretend Im in the army !
    Joy !
  7. Them new big norks do match her Wizards Sleeve. Money well spent..
  8. All that would be great if I hadn't just given her a dose whilst you were out earning that pay rise.

    The t1ts aren't bad. I'm glad I never had to pay for them though if I'm honest as she doesn't like me spraying my muck on them more than once a day.

    Is she the same with you?
  9. And yer still owe me a tenner :D
  10. 20% of 5K is nothing to shout about.

    How is life in Tesco?
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I am leaving the UK on Oct 30th to take up a job in the Caribbean and I won't be back until April 2010. I have the option of going again should I wish.

    That is what is called being a Smug Cunt.

  12. If true I, for one, will miss your contributions to this site.
  13. So, you are going from £4.83 per hour to £5.80 per hour. And your girlfreind is either so ugly or so insecure (or, possibly, both) that she needs plastic surgery to make her acceptable.

    No, just regular please, and can I have a Fanta with that?
  14. Prove it ! I fall for that skit every time I go on the lash ! :D